Oct 09 2008
Young Japanese Boy Kidnapped
Last night, a tragedy occurred in Petaluma. A boy by the name of Andrew Kincaide was taken from his home, leaving behind a trail of blood. Apparently, he and his family are immigrants from Tokyo, Japan. Andrew is taking Japanese at the JC to brush up on his anime skills. He had just turned 17 when this kidnapping occurred.
The suspect is a certain Ryan Goardey, curiously enough a younger and weaker boy. It is thought that Mr. Goardey is working with someone named God, who is in turn serving Sarah Palin, who is being funded by the National Organization For Stem Cell Research.
It is speculated that Andrew was drugged and bound before being dragged off, seeing that Mr. Goardey is a feeble, gangly boy of 16.
