A Convenient Lie

She better stop fronting on me.  I want no more.  I don’t want a piece of that.  Stephen Hawking has a better voice than her.   And I know that sounds terrible, but it’s also funny.  And funny is what is shock value, what is unexpected.  So that’s how to make people laugh.

I really don’t feel like trying to be humorous though, I just want money.  So here is why I love love love love Britney:

1. She sets a great model for little girls.  They need to know and understand that their body is a toy and should be treated that way.
2. She is one of those people who is able to sell her body in a way that requires little to no intelligence.
3. I can’t see myself loving nobody but her.

In reality, though, no.  I cannot stand her.  Rihanna is ok.  Missy Elliot=god.

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