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Nov 23 2008

Ironic Story of the Day

Published by seantrott at 4:29 pm under Random Thoughts, Stories Edit This

Ok so for morality, we have this assignment where we have to go without technology for four hours.  Obviously, I have forgone the assignment, seeing as I am typing on my computer right now and listening to music.  This is for a very specific reason: I am afraid of getting hurt further from this assignment.

Since I had nothing to do for four hours (except homework, which if you know me, you’d know I don’t like to do in the middle of the day), I decided to bike into town.  I was just going to enjoy myself for a little while, bike around the country, maybe pick up some money at the ATM.  Anyway, I didn’t get farther than my driveway.  I was biking with no hands, since I was putting my wallet into my pocket.  Unfortunately, there is a rather large bump at the end of my driveway where it changes into gravel.  I was unprepared for the bump, and the bike skidded.  I flew off.  I attempted to right myself in mid air, but alas, it was too late.  The bike caught underneath my foot and I smashed into the ground.  I scraped my knees along the ground for several yards, and then my head hit the ground.  Cursing, I kept moving, trying to ignore the pain.  Which was impossible.

Thus, I went inside, took a shower, washed off the blood, realized the blood would keep coming, put on some neosporne, and then some bandaids.  Now I am sitting at my computer with pain in my leg.  Not fun.

I suppose this is ironic because for once, I was attempting to get out and just spend some time by myself, getting exercise, and the one time I do this meditative act, I hurt myself.

Does irony always have to be painful?

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